Truth in Anagrams

A few years back, I had this brief obsession with Anagrams. I found a few that were truly incredible. Sometimes, they would reveal some secret insight into the subject.

For Microsoft:


A semi-true assessment of me:


Other Notables that I found:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident" ==> Withheld to feeblest enthused voters.

"The Monica Lewinsky Scandal" ==> Wild con man cheats sneakily *AND*
Many kind ethics allowances.

'Melissa Theresa Petrey Kern' ==> Restless prime Yankee-hater

'A Pirate's Life For Me' ==> Afloat Empires Rife