July 11, 2005

Human Torch ATV

I'm trusting the old adage of determining the crap factor of a movie by the crap factor of the toy merchandise. So thanks to this toy, I will wait to see "Fantastic 4" until it's a rental:
There has never been a more ridiculously stupid and insulting toy than the Fantastic 4 Human Torch ATV (with Light-Up Headlights!). And this is why:
The Human Torch has no need for an "All-Terrain Vehicle"--because the last time I checked, the Human Torch can f---ing FLY.

Has anyone told the Human Torch that it might not be safe to sit on top of a gas tank when one is on FIRE? Nice message to send the kids, a-holes!

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