January 11, 2005

A Qualified Statement

One of my compatriots had some opinions about Abu Gharib that I had to share. The party shall remain nameless.
Incidentally, I have to point out something personally felt by moi. I feel that tying a man up, not allowing him regular sleep patterns and having a Western woman rub provocatively against him is not torture. In another context, it might be considered Buckhead. ...With very few exceptions, the stuff at Abu Ghraib has been no more dangerous to the prisoners than would be pledging a new fraternity. Hazing's a bitch, y'know? Make these guys do the elephant walk for ten hours, then tell me what you think torture is.

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