September 03, 2004

Face Time

I finally cleaned up, shaved my south-side goatee and got a haircut. Just as I feared, I look like I'm 23. I'll probably get carded this weekend at Dragon*Con.

And one question for all of you: Did I have this much real estate on my chin BEFORE I grew the goatee? Either that or my mother has a lot of explaining to do about her "Special Friend" Jay Leno.


  1. as John Tesh slinks into the background, stinking of snake oil, chuckling, "They always blame it on Leno. Idiots. . ."

  2. Hey Chris, didn't explain the whole "adoption" thing back when you were six?