September 09, 2004

Crying from The Onion

If there's anything more consistently funny than The Onion's Horoscopes, I've yet to find it.

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
Romance and a felicitous atmosphere for new projects are foretold by the moon passing through your sign this week, as well as—wait a second! That's no moon!

1 comment:

  1. Well, in reading the horoscope of my beloved, I found out some troubling information about another love named Sparky:

    Aries: (March 21—April 19)
    Your beloved Sparky will shock you by traveling 1,000 miles back to you. But then again, loyalty is the reason you married him in the first place.

    Glad I'm a Gemini...