April 08, 2004

Marketing Genius

Once in a generation, an entrepreneur comes forth with an idea so cunning, so potentially profitable, that it sends ripples through the world economic community. Folks, I am here to tell you that *I* am that person, and THIS is that idea.

Hedgehog in a Can!
Hedgehog in a Can!
You laugh now, but remember the "Pet Rock" craze? Sea Monkeys? FURBIES, for God's sake?!? How can all of those ideas make people rich and THIS cute, fuzzy thing, hermetically sealed for freshness, not sell like hotcakes?

Okay, you can stop laughing now. Seriously.

Okay, fine. But don't come crying to me when WWW.HedgehogInACan.COM is selling more than AMAZON. I'll just keep this thing on my desk at work, I guess.

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